First I have to apologize... Flirty, Sassy, our friend "Mommy", and I have been on vacation this week. Together. And you would have thought that we would have great stories for you, right? I mean, put "3 tramps and a Mommy" together, and you would almost certainly have good material.
Not so much. We all realized how just very exhausted we were from our normal wild girl/partying lifestyles (all except Mommy, who just thoroughly enjoyed have quiet time to do crazy things like, read a novel... almost makes you want to have kids, doesn't it? Almost.)
We have done nothing but eat, lay on the beach, and shop. With a glass of wine or two mixed in there at times. And a few workout sessions. Other than that, NO NEWS to report.
The most exciting I can give you is that the Wannabe texted me last night at 3:45 a.m. On a Wednesday night!? I smell trouble.
My theory, and one that Flirty concurs with, is that he is going to try his hardest to get me in the sack. As a challenge. Because we merely kissed last week. Yes, I stayed at his place, but even in my drunken partying state last week (celebrating being unemployed for 2 weeks people!), I resisted his advances. Sometimes my willpower amazes even me.
But this is the new Bossy (more about that later. I don't want to write a sappy post. let's just say that Flirty moves out of town tomorrow, and it has DEVASTATED me to no end....)
And New Bossy* is not going to get involved with any more losers. I have had my fair share of them this summer. Agreed?
Anyway, Wannabe shares the same first name with Blazer Boy. So I compared them.
Flirty said, "Wannabe is JV, Blazer Boy is Varsity." Followed up with, "Wannabe merely aspires to Blazer Boy level of game."
Well said, Flirty.
(p.s. How PROUD are we all that I don't think, write, or talk about Blazer Boy anymore! Except this one time, but it was only to make a point that I am through with that phase of my life... But for those of you who may be new to this blog, and not up to speed on Blazer Boy, just click on the Blazer Boy label on this post... The whole damn story will be there, waiting for you.)
*New Bossy also includes NO MORE obsessing over Jake Brigance. I LIKE him, I do. But I'm all done with the worrying, and we'll just see what happens!!!!
