Sunday, July 22, 2007

Bossy's New Boys

I promised I wouldn't jinx Bossy's potential with her two new suitors, so I won't go into great detail to describe them, nor will I steal her thunder by describing the dates for her. She and I had a funny text message exchange, though, that she has given me permission to share.

Tuesday night was the date with Jake Brigance (I'm too tired to link this one up, so if you are curious, check Google-it will give you at least a few hints into our Jake's background). She's been talking about him...a lot...ever since. It was a real date, dinner and everything.

Thursday was her date with Andy Roddick. I had a drink with her while we were waiting for him. He was at least a half hour late, for which he lost points (see immediate past post. And of course I am one of the scorekeepers here). BUT he was very cute, in that Andy Roddick sort of way. I went home. A couple of hours later, the texts started:

Bossy: N bathroom. He's shorter than I remembered. (but still taller than Jake Brigance)
Flirty: Well that evens the stakes, doesn't it? He is cute...
Bossy: Yes.

Later...

Bossy: Damn it. I'm at [local twentysomething semi-cheesy watering hole]. And I just bit my date.
Flirty: Haha u ARE in trouble now.

Still later...

Bossy: I think I like Jake Brigance better.
Flirty: Then don't bite Andy Roddick anymore :)
Bossy: Good advice.